Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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