I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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