From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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