I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
My balls are so social today.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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