everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
This toilet bowl is my home.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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