have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
