I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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