im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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