Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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