She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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