Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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