Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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