we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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