just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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