It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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