I'm really into asian looking animals
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Hippo gnu deer
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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