Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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