Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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