you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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They have beer where we have blood.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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