So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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