And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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