He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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