I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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