11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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