im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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