she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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