Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
