I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is wine microwaveable?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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