Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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