People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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