Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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