a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
