Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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