Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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