he thought i was a dude.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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