I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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