"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
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Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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