i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him