Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We had to coat check the pizza.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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