For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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