you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Every concussion has its silver lining
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize