it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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