It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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