just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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