If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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