She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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