Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.