im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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