You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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