To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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