Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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