She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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