how can u be prego again
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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