Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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