i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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